josephjtoye:

you could be sad about your otp but consider:

  • one making awful breakfast for the other and the other eating it because they appreciate it that much
  • one putting their ridiculous music on in the car and singing along while the other sits in the passenger seat with their head…

me: Oh what the fuck
friend: what happened?
me: this scenario I created in my head got intense

giraffescanflytoo:

kurdtkocaine:

so my brother was doing something weird in the front yard in his underwear???

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and the next thing i know……

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Do you live in a Sims game

(Source: acidtrip-n)


noctstiel:

squarekun:

dead-lyrics:

pepperbear:

swarnpert:

7 billion people, 14 billion buttholes

a slight calculative error was made

anus georg

are you implying there’s a human named anus georg who posesses 7 billion buttholes

that is terrifying

final boss


luxio:

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types


foodhumor:

ryan gosling wont eat his cereal

(Source: jensensations)


dumbledora-theexplorer:

Applestore Shit Shenanigans 
~
Dave Karkat John


boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.


cat-pun:

Roxy: Say hello.

cat-pun:

Roxy: Say hello.